Pass the Pipe


ANOTHER EUROPE

Tom Morton It is 2011. The former German colonies of Bismarckland,
Hegelopolis, Kruppsreich and Bahroland have become social theme
parks, experimental micro-states….
Julie Copeland So casting back to a pre-colonial time, I like to think how,
despite no Bolognese fleet, the people from the most civilised
part of Italy, Reggio Emilia, managed to bring their splendid
quality of life—i.e. flair, fashion and food—to
create the richest, best-dressed Communist state in the history
of life style, to the southern continent they named Benvenuto…
Greg Barnes Then the settlers come, the trading outposts. Dutch, French,
even some English. What is to be made of the indigenous inhabitants?
They are left alone in the main. After all, this is an island
of commerce…
Itiel Bereson The Dutch, who controlled the Spice Islands of their East
Indies Archipelago (Indonesia), settled a predominantly non-European
population in north-western and northern Australia as trading
outposts…
John Slavin Through historical factors and the unexpected impact of sudden
technological developments which we shall not explore here,
Terra Australis, or as it was afterwards known to cartographers
due to a scribe’s error, ‘Terror Ostrich’,
became the last and forgotten colony of pre-Christian Rome…
Chris Wallace-Crabbe Like the Gaul of our headstrong predecessor Julius, Asia is
divided into several parts. For years we had sailed the trade
routes from the Red Sea to Co-Chin, as the Indians call their
great port. Now it was time to go farther, perhaps to another
Ultima Thule…
Guy Rundle Along its border, stretching from the Gulf of Carpentaria
to the mouth of the Murray River, it was already fighting a
war with New Holland, the Dutch colony that occupied most of
the Western half of the continent, and civil war had broken
out in Provence de Sud between Vichy and Free French forces,
with the capital Esperance changing hands almost weekly…
Nikos Papastergiadis The French captain La Perouse who set sail with an expedition
to colonise Australia was confronted with an option at the beginning
of his voyage…
Dennis Altman After their crushing victory at Waterloo, France annexed New
South Wales, renamed Nouvelle Bretagne du Sud, to provide a
penal colony for the large number of British dissidents opposed
to the new kingdom of Normandy et les Anglo-Saxones, ruled by
Napoleon’s cousin, the Princesse de Londres…
Mardi McConnochie ‘I tend a garden in my dreams, a garden on an island,
where a city of light is built upon the cliff face; a city on
the water, where music plays every day and the sun shines and
the ferns are rich and green, and red and blue parrots dart
between the trees…

Another Asia

Duncan Kerr The Cultural Revolution was a difficult time for Australians
with family in China. Mao’s call for a revolution against
the ‘four olds’ set in train upheavals in Beijing.
This created an opportunity for Australians to finally to break
free of the middle empire’s residual suzerainty…
Christopher Kelen My suggestion is that when the eastern part of Indonesia—let’s
say everything south and east from Bali across to New Guinea—secedes
from the Javanese Empire, it ought to immediately annexe (by
friendly treaty of course) the unknown southern land…
Chris Tsiolkas Though South Australian historians have largely concentrated
on the Townsville Siege as being the opening salvo in the Antipodean
Civil War, it would be fairer to argue that the Massacre at
Alice Springs,* in 1949, was the first real incident of the
conflict…

Non-colonisation

Anthony Burke Their names have been destroyed, but we still secretly speak
their language, the beautiful creole of Gaelic, English, German
and French they bequeathed us. They were the Exiles—an
ironic, bitter name they wore like an ill-fitting shirt…
Pal Ahluwalia As someone who grew up on the Zepondan coast, what fascinated
me was the manner in which the ‘Boat’ was so fundamentally
a part of Australian culture…
David Carter Imagine, though, a modern Aboriginal nation or a continent
of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander nations, trading with
the Maori nation of Aotearoa, with New Guinea, the Republic
of Kanaky, Indonesia, China, the USA. Might the north have become
Muslim?…
Barry Hindess During the early fifteenth century the rulers of China supported
a major program of voyages of exploration… The program was
brought to an abrupt halt in the 1430s… What if, after a few
early and expensive ventures, the rulers of the maritime powers
of Europe had also been persuaded not to support further voyages
of exploration?…
Alan Gold The President of the Eora Nation stood in front of his house
and looked down over the sweeping expanse of gumtrees and wattle
bushes towards the water. Before him stretched the vast expanse
of the river’s mouth, from the far left where he could
see the smoke coming from the Boori’dioowoogul encampment
at Parramatta to the extreme right, where Barra’woori
people were settling down on the shores of the sea for the summer
catch and the feast of oysters…

Anti-colonisation

Geert Lovink Having had a different starting point Australia would have
been country with real cities, not CBDs plus suburbs. If Australia
were to redo its ‘colonisation’ then it could at
least understand ‘settlement’ as a crucial part
of urban planning…
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Niall Lucy Following its overwhelming electoral victory in 1996, the
Keating Labor Government announced its bold plan for cultural
revolution. Everything hinged on the Australian Castles project,
initiated in 1997…
MTC Cronin This land at the centre of the world—at the centre
because unknown—what millions of people walk
behind it and call to it as if they had not thoughts…
Lesley Stern Standing there, in this bifurcated landscape, I understood
a little, the nature of Gippsland. But I could not fully grasp
what it must have been like before the British, before the massacres,
before the coming of the cow cockies and later the weekend farmers…
Nikki Gemmell You were right, I shouldn’t have come. This land is
through me like poison now, doing its dirty work. To think the
ancient mariners once called it Terra Australis del Espirita
Santo, South Land of the Holy Spirit…
Fiona Giles It is recorded that when the American Indians first witnessed
their white visitors shaking hands, they fell about laughing…
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